Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim

Author: David Sedaris

First Sentence:
"When my family first moved to North Carolina, we lived in a rented house three blocks from the school where I would begin the third grade."

Rating: *

Hooked or Not:
Not hooked

My two cents:
I guess once you have a national bestseller, you don't have to write killer opening lines anymore. This blogger has yet to finish this book. What does that tell ya.